We're smoking that Danger Girl
We're smoking that Gen 13
Bong's called Yoda, man
And Yoda can't stand a bag filled with stems and seeds
Yo, I can't stand no ecstacy
Cocaine made a mess of me
Beer and booze are now things that I use to do
Don't misconstrue, I'm still abusing' weed
Some kids like to get fucked up
Acting black by rolling them blunts
I got a one hitter called Margot Kidder
And I only need to hit that shit once
Cause I ain't made of nickels and dimes
Fat kind make me tickled inside
Say no to cutting up lines
That's one-point-twenty-one jiggawatt jive
And I ain't no Nancy Reagan
Just saying kinda take it slow
Say yeah to the jazz cigarette
Say nil to the thrills of pills and blow
Teen years about getting beat down
And your twenties 'bout smoking them pounds
Stick around for the sticky amounts
Flick a Bic 'til your stuck to the couch
I'm the sativa cyborg
I smell that shit like a wine cork
I hope they never legalize
Then High Times won't have anything to fight for
I used to smoke with kids at shows
But I stopped cause they all had colds
But I got Emergen-C and a bag of Coldeeze
And mad trees so let's all get stoned!