Baesita♥
Bambi.♥
My F.A.B.s
"Throw It Up(Kings and Queens)" - SoMo
I am fresh.
I’m Single.
ANY QUESTIONS?
Don’t count on me, unless your use to disappointment.
Rules were meant to be broken…
So yes, annoy me, ask me for credits, send me a friend request without a message, whatever your little heart desires.
I don’t care what people told you about me, this is me.
Love is like a cloud
Love is like a dream
Love is one word and everything in between
Love is a fairy tale come true
Because I found love when I found you
Man HTML is confusing, I have no friends anyways.
I'm running out of ideas for these things..
Some girl told me this was her favorite quote.
“We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.” – Randy Pausch
I can't thank her enough for it.
-What the hell is a FAQ?
I’m not really sure to be honest, lol!
-Are you athletic?
No, I'm fat.
-What’s your name?
I should be a smartass an say read about me or something, but my name is Daddy.
-What the vagina?
Yeah, I said it...
-What does rully mean?
Really.
-Why are you so scared to fall in love?
Tis not about falling in love, it's about getting hurt that makes me scared. OR SHE COULD BE A MAN IN REAL LIFE. WHO THE VAGINA KNOWS. ITS IMVU.
-What does BWTAA mean?
If you google "BWTAA." It's the first thing that comes up. Lol, have fun searching! Or just scroll all the way down if you're a lazy ass.
-Where can I get a "BWTAA"?
They’re very rare.
-Are you that guy that …
Oh yes.
-Who is your girlfriend?
Selena Gomez, Omj I wish.
-What's "OMJ?"
Oh my Jesus, because they say don't say God's name in vain. I break limits, like a rebel.
-Why are you such a flirt?
Ha, I'm not really you just take my kindness wrong, you'll know when I'm flirting.
-Why do you love Selena Gomez so much?
Because, she looks naturally lovely and she's best friends with Taylor Swift and my wifey just adores Taylor Swift.
-Why are you so mean?
Why can’t you take a joke?
-Msn, facebook, skype, phone number?
Oy ve…
-What does "Oy ve" mean?
Well, when I was trying to learn French to impress girls. I remember hearing that phrase "Oy ve." Apparently it's Hebrew though. But it's kinda like smh.
-Are you French?
Oui oui! No I’m just kidding, lol.
-Why don’t you ever invite me?
I don't really invite people to be honest. If I invite you, I would have to be compelled to invite everyone else. You know what I mean? Don't take it to offense. It honestly doesn't mean anything if I ever invite you or not, because I don't even invite my best friend. Lol.
-Go out with me?
Get the approvals of my friends, sing me a certain song, play or support my video games, and call me daddy. Oh yes.
-What is Blue Mountain State (BMS)?
Omj, go watch it. I watched all three seasons in one week and a part of me died when it ended. I'm in love with that show.
-Did you really just go touch yourself?
Why, why yes I did!
-Do you think I'm fat?
Is this a trick question? Are you going to beat my ass, after I answer?... BUT NO, you're not fat, you have more to love and I love you. <3
-Are you single?
Are you hot, smart, can cook, and lovingly nice?
-Are you gay?
Just for some
-Why is your hp song so girly?
You'd be surprised how many chicks it picks up.Try it.
-Do you think I'm annoying?
Honestly, who cares what I think and most likely, if I do think your annoying, I won't tell you. I'll treat you the same as everyone else.
-What the hell is, "FISH"?
Screw YOLO, Fuck It Sh!t Happens! :D
-What's the song I hear that a girl has to sing to get you to ask them out?
Falling for you - Colbie Calliat
-Are you british?
Yes, no, maybe so, I don't know?
-Why do you say "Tis" and "Das"?
Why do you keep breathing my air, let me say whatever the hell I want!
-Why won't you quit saying "Score"?
SCORE!
-Why did you just give me, "xx"?
It's just a quick nice bye, it honestly doesn't mean anything.
-Why do you keep calling me "Sugar Tits"?
It's my mating call.
-Do you play League of Legend?
Hell yeah.
-Which characters do you main on League of Legend?
Draven.
-So are you the dude that's scared of caterpillars?
It was a childhood fear, but I rather prefer not to associate with them, seriously.
-Why do you overuse Caps lock?
I caught it on from Pat/Sex.
-Why so random?
If you want me to just talk normal and stuff all you have to do is honestly tell. It's actually more work to talk all happy and stuff, lol.
-Why did you give me "xoxo?"
It's just what I say to most people before I leave, I don't mean it though. I'll type out hugs and kisses if I mean it, lol.
-Why do you put up with "those" people?
Because you don't see the good in them like I do.
-Why is your butt always hurting?
Dude, I seriously don't know. I must take killer poops.
-Are you Asian?
Oh my lordy, no.
-Why do you say "Oh my lordy" alot?
Because, it sounds fun! Try it!
-I was lazy, so what's a BWTAA?
Bro with tits and ass.
-Why isn't my question in here?
Screw off... I have put every question known to man kindish in here! You alien thing!
